In 1927, John Garnet Carter was the first to patent a version of miniature golf which he called "Tom Thumb Golf".


Did he also invent the orange theme at Putt-Putt?

Miniature Golf

Are you terrified that a duck is watching you?  Some people are.  That is Anatidaephobia.

When you actually see one attacking you, are you supposed to duck?

Duck Paranoia

The average person spends two weeks of their life waiting at traffic lights.


So, if I said a prayer every time I was waiting at a stoplight, God and I would be on very close terms.

Traffic Lights! $&!#%