In 1927, John Garnet Carter was the first to patent a version of miniature golf which he called "Tom Thumb Golf".

 

Did he also invent the orange theme at Putt-Putt?

Are you terrified that a duck is watching you?  Some people are.  That is Anatidaephobia.

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When you actually see one attacking you, are you supposed to duck?

The average person spends two weeks of their life waiting at traffic lights.

 

So, if I said a prayer every time I was waiting at a stoplight, God and I would be on very close terms.